Cohen's Masterpiece

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

My Comment on Red Eye!

Hello all, on friday, the 11 of july, I got my comment told and made fun of on Red Eye, one of my favorite new shows. the comment was...



Dear Greg,
I feel that you are the reason for Bill not being accepted into the Big Brothers, Big Sisters program. Obivously one of the FBI agents watches your show and heard all the gay jokes about Bill and took them seriously. But if you look at Bill he is just not that appealing for a little brother. He would probably eat him.
Best Regards,ConnorMissoula, MT

Sunday, June 22, 2008

I MET AND SHOOK HANDS WITH RON PAUL!!!!!


You all fucking suck. Check this out. I was working and one of my heros Ron Paul was speaking there. So as I was cleaning the tables I noticed him walking out of the room. I ran over and asked for an autograph. He signed a piece of paper that I had in my pocket. Then one of the men with him asked me if I wanted to get a picture. So one of the men there took the picture and sent it to my Email. So now everyone sucks but me. I met the person that should have been president of the U.S. Suck it Obama and McCain, you are nothing compared to Ron Paul!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Bio-Toxin

This is the horrible story of a tragic end of the Lego population except a few men and women that are immune. Or so they think.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Omega Man

This is the first part of my four part series of the I Am Legend lego movies.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Chicken Time

This is Chicken Time!!!!!